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NOn-StOp FuNny SHayAri
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[center][color="#cc0000"]Exam Ki Padhaai Special[/color][/center]





[center]Tujhe dekh dekh sona,

tujhe dekh kar hai jagna....

kya kare, exams mein no other

option than books, na!



Ek nazar mein bhi pyar hota hai,

maine suna hai.

aur agar tumhe books se hua hai,

toh please sit besides me during exams.



Dekhne mein hai... pata nahi kaisi,

honi chahiye yahi kahi,

Kho gayi, haan kho gayi!

It's not my blind date yaar,

I am talking of my english text book!



Ek pal ka jeena,

phir toh hai jaana,

padhkar hai kya jayda,

koi humko samjhana!

khali haath aye the hum,

khali haath jayenge,

bas pounds aur dollar hi yaad aayenge,

toh chhod padhai aur kar aiyashi!



Every night in my dreams

I see you, I feel you,

and that is the only time

when I get to meet you.

It's ridiculous to see books

accompany me to bed too!

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#2

[center][color="#cc0000"]Filmi Special[/color][/center][center] [/center]

[center]Pukaarta chala hoon main

Gali gali bahaar ki,

Pukaarta chala hoon main

Gali gali bahaar ki,

Allah ke naam pe kuch de baba...

Maalik ke naam pe kuch de de...



Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,

Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,

Arre bhai chupaate kyon ho... Surf Excel hai na!



Agar tum mil jao, Jamana chhod denge hum,

Agar tum mil jao jamana chhod denge hum,

Aur agar tum na mile toh kisi dusri ke peeche pad jayenge hum!



Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,

Ek nayaa itihaas banayenge,

Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh,

Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge.



Chehra tera nazron ke saamne se hata ta nahi,

Tere siva koi aur mujhe dikhta hi nahi,

Ab toh bas ek hi dua karta hoon khuda se...

Ki tu thodi patli ho jaye,

Aur mujhe baaki ke log bhi dikhayee de!



Har khushi ko teri taraf mod doon,

Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,

Ek baar tu has ke dikha...

Tere sare daat tod doon!

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#3

[center][color="#cc0000"]Engineering Special[/color][/center]



[center]Yeh hai Mr. anil waghmare,

Engineering ki duniya ke girte sitare,

Life mein na kabhi kheechi line,

Phir bhi kahe 'I am just fine'

Jawani inhone bekaari mein bitaayi,

dusron ki chai mein biscuit dubaayi,

Phir achanak ek din while doing lafda locha,

princi ne ake poocha, 'Eh kabhi teacher banne ka soccha'

Teacher banke inhone aandhi machai,

Har bacche ki life mein ungli ghusayi,

Aaj bhi hai, aaj bhi hai pakde yeh baccho ki dori,

Don't loose hope is the moral of the story,

Jinko mila exam mein sirf 20 se dugna,

Teaching mein milega bhaiya....laayki se dungna.



This kbc jingle is dedicated to all those punished by teachers




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#4

[center][color="#cc0000"]Love Special[/color][/center]



[center]The night is dark, the moon is high,

I stop my car, you ask why?

I come close to you, you feel shy,

I say those three magical words....

"Ayela, tyre puncture!!!"



Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,

Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,

Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!



Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,

Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,

Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,

Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!



Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,

Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,

Kisi ne sikhaya hai... Ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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#5

[center][color="#990000"]AD Special[/color][/center]

[center]Ru-ba-ru ho kar tumse...

dil yeh mujhse bola...

Ru-ba-ru ho kar tumse...

dil yeh mujhse bola...

Thanda matlab...Coca cola



Tum dil ki dhadkan mein

rehti ho...

Tum dil ki dhadkan mein

rehti ho...

Wah sunil babu...naya ghar???



Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat

kaun ho tum batlao...

Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat

kaun ho tum batlao...

Jagao jagaao....Nescafe pilaao !!



Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema....

meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema...

par dil majboor hai...

kyunki...sabki pasand Nirma !!
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#6

[center][color="#cc0000"]Valentine Special[/color][/center]



[center]Maine pyaar tujhi si kiya hai

Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya hai

Kya karoo, market mein aur koi choice hi nahi thi



Pehla pehla pyaar hai

Pehli pehli baar hai

Kuch dino ki hi baat hai

Phir doosri line mein hai na!



Hum pyaar karne wale

Panduoan se naa darna wale

Panduoan se naa darna wale

Pyaar karne waale bus pyaar hi karenge

Pyaar mein jeeyenge aur Jail mein sud jaayenge



Guy: Dil mera, har baar ye

'Karne' ko, bekaraar hai

Kaho na pyaar hai

Kaho na pyaar hai

Gal: Nahi kahenge, kya kar lega???



Pyaar karne waale pyaar karte hain,

Shaan se,

Jaise Aishwarya Salman se
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#7

[center][color="#cc0000"]Filmi Special[/color][/center]





[center]Sanju baba ban gaye mama,

Bina kaam ke phirte the kham-a-kha,

Bhaanja unka bada hi pyaara,

Acting na hui toh badlenge uska pyjama!



Deol behnon ki kahani hai anokhi,

Acting ke mamle mein hai yeh khokhli,

Inse toh laakh guna behtar hai…

Apna chaddiwala Mowgli!



Bollywood mein 'Khan' bhaaiyon ka hai mela,

Koi hai rasgulla toh koi sukha hua kela,

Har maa ka hai yeh 'khan' laal-peela,

Par agar luck ne saath na diya,

Toh dikhenge yeh bhi

chalaate hue koi thela!



Bachchan, Bachchan in the air,

Bachchans lost their underwear,

Bachchans said, "We

really don't care,

'Coz KBC will get us a new pair!

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#8

[center][color="#cc0000"]Bollywood Special[/color][/center]



[center]Neal n Nikki har channel par,

Oonche neeche kapde par thande sar,

Soch mat beta, kuch mat kar

Kyunki inke bhi flop hone ka hai darr!



Kariena aur Salman ki kahani 'kyun ki',

Khatam ho jayegi khate-khate Frankie,

Theatres mein mat jaana monkey,

Kyunki Tulsi ke fans wahan milenge plenty!



'Jhaankar beats' ki miss ho gayi beat,

Isliye director laye hai ek nayi treat,

Relax back and sit tight on your seat,

'Coz 'Home Delivery' layega kuch fleshy meat!



Shaadi No. 1 ki jo paki biryani,

Sanju baba ko hai yeh gharon tak laani,

Peena mat bhulna thoda thanda paani,

Warna yaad aajayegi tumko apni naani.



Thoda sa pyaar hua hai, thoda hai baki,

Thoda sa pyaar hua hai, thoda hai baki,

Thoda baki rehne de jaan,

Warna dusriwali ko kya dunga? Ghanta?
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#9

Hey i dont find any1 interested in shayari's, waz the matter guyz???
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#10

<img src='http://www.studentshangout.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> <img src='http://www.studentshangout.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> <img src='http://www.studentshangout.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> HI,



Nice Sharayis





especially:

The night is dark, the moon is high,

I stop my car, you ask why?

I come close to you, you feel shy,

I say those three magical words....

"Ayela, tyre puncture!!!"





Greetings,



Amit Rai
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#11

<img src='http://www.studentshangout.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> <img src='http://www.studentshangout.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> <img src='http://www.studentshangout.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> HI,



Nice Sharayis





especially:

The night is dark, the moon is high,

I stop my car, you ask why?

I come close to you, you feel shy,

I say those three magical words....

"Ayela, tyre puncture!!!"





Greetings,



Amit Rai
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#12

[center]Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,

badi joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,

badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath






WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI

HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE

KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI

HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI

HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI

AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI. :tumbleweed:





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COme On lEts HAvE Sum fUnn...

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#13

wah wah Adiraj
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#14

[center][color="#cc0000"]Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note

bichhaa deta hoon

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main1 00-100 ke note

bichhaa deta hoon

Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..

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#15

[center][color="#3366ff"]Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya

Ke kal raat maine itna kyoun khaya? Big Grin [/color]
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#16

[center][color="#cc0000"]Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;

[/color][color="#3366ff"]Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai; [/color]
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Nonsense! Wink yeh sab kya ho raha hai?



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#17

[center][color="#ffcc33"]Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;

dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi. :gayfight2: [/color]
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#18

[center][color="#000099"]Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,[/color][/center]

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[center][color="#000099"]Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye[/color][/center]

[center][color="#000099"]Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,[/color][/center]

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[center][color="#000099"]Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,[/color][/center]

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[center]Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
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#19

[color="#990000"]baithe the maikhane mein paikhana samjh ke ,

pee gaye lote ka pani paimana samajh ke. Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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#20

[color="#3333ff"]Machar aur makhi ki ho gayi shadi[/color]



[color="#3333ff"]Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi[/color]



[color="#3333ff"]Kehta hai ke meri kismat hi khoti hai[/color]



[color="#3333ff"]Makhi raat ko Good nite lagake soti hai!!![/color]
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